Are You A Spreadsheet Junkie?
You might be a
spreadsheet junkie if...
- Your doctor recommends an IV - and you think of the last column in an Excel 2003 worksheet
- You try to press Alt+F4 when you need to close your car window.
- You think the song "Home on the Range" refers to cell A1.
- While driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they don't appear to be valid cell addresses.
- Your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!" -- and you chastise her for omitting the "else" clause.
- You think the fifth integer is "Windows"
- You are reading a book and try to press Ctrl+PgDn to get to the next page.
- You get in an elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want.
- The numbers 8,192, 16,384 65,536, 1,048,576 have special significance to you.
- Your dog's name is "Macro."
- You try to enter a formula into a word processing document.
- You actually use one to balance your checkbook.
- Your reaction to the question "Are you saved?" is certainly not one the preacher expected.
- You have a web browser bookmark for http://spreadsheet page
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